Here are the simple safe sex rules of Banana Bread Porn:
Rule # 1
Start with a good fresh specimen
Rule #2
Dipping is a must. It will take you to that special place.
Rule # 3
You have to have some sizzle!
Rule #4
Don't forget to try various positions, and for Pete's sake, rollover.
Rule #5
Lean back and enjoy the happy ending!
It's an eye opening experience good for the whole family.
(yes, he'll kill me for this one, but maybe he'll learn t o comb his hair or better yet, get it cut once in awhile)
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