So, here I am.....

The girl that said she'd never blog. The far from computer savvy girl that is always up for a challenge despite a serious lack of time.My blog goals. Do I have blogging goals? Hmmm, I guess I should. So I pledge to be funny, lighthearted, not vent or complain to much and maybe just maybe share a crumb of wit and wisdom on occassion.I will most likely chat about etsy, my addiction and muse. the incredible artsists and friends I have found in a community that oozes with creativity, friendship, support and a home for all things handmade.You will hear me ramble about the insanity of my life including my 3 boys, ages 12, 16 and 53. Yes, that last one I am married to, but trust me, he is just as much boy as man. After 17 years of marriage I find myself raising him along with them. Then again, he would probably say the same of me at times. I will often speak of friends I would go to the ends of the earth for and a family that more often than not defines dysfunction. Then again, I strongly believe a functional family is the stuff legends are made of.I am a lover of music of all kinds and not so much the TV ( except maybe Glee). I have an addiction to handmade glass, especially venetian and lampwork beads as well as unique pottery. I have made a concerted effort to tame my jewelry fetish with my own creations which can be seen at you haven't figured out by now, I can jabber my jaws and my fingers as if someone could care what I have to say.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Banana Bread FTW!

Not that Banana Bread needs help in the win department, but OMG, it can be elevated to starlet in the Food Porn category. Feel free to indulge your own personal fantasies in your venture, I really don't think you can go wrong on this one.
Here are the simple safe sex rules of Banana Bread Porn:

Rule # 1

Start with a good fresh specimen

Rule #2

Dipping is a must. It will take you to that special place.

Rule # 3

You have to have some sizzle!

Rule #4

Don't forget to try various positions, and for Pete's sake, rollover.

Rule #5

Lean back and enjoy the happy ending!

It's an eye opening experience good for the whole family.

(yes, he'll kill me for this one, but maybe he'll learn t o comb his hair or better yet, get it cut once in awhile)

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